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When a baby is learning to eat from Flashcomment Baby jokes Jokes
When a baby is learning to eat, shouldn't he have an L-plate?

Why is a baby like an diamond from Flashcomment Baby jokes Jokes
Why is a baby like an diamond? Because it's a dear little thing.

What did Baby Corn say to Mother from Flashcomment Baby jokes Jokes
What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn? Where's Pop Corn?

How do you get a paper baby from Flashcomment Baby jokes Jokes
How do you get a paper baby? Marry an old bag.

Today I saw a baby who had from Flashcomment Baby jokes Jokes
Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in weight in two weeks by drinking elephant's milk. Whose baby was it? The elephant's!

Do you like your new baby sister from Flashcomment Baby jokes Jokes
Do you like your new baby sister? She's all right. Do you play with her? No, and we can't even send her back because she's been here more than 28 days.

Who is bigger Mrs Bigger or Mrs from Flashcomment Baby jokes Jokes
Who is bigger - Mrs Bigger or Mrs Bigger's baby? Mrs Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

Would you rather have a baby brother from Flashcomment Baby jokes Jokes
Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby sister? I'd much rather have a jelly baby.

How do you get a baby astronaut from Flashcomment Baby jokes Jokes
How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rock-et.

A distraught mum rushed into the back from Flashcomment Baby jokes Jokes
A distraught mum rushed into the back yard, where eight-year-old Tommy was banging on the bottom of an old upturned tin bath with a poker. "What do you think you're doing?" she demanded. "I'm just entertaining the baby," explained Tommy. "Where is the baby?" asked his Mum. "Under the bath."

I see the babys nose is running from Flashcomment Baby jokes Jokes
I see the baby's nose is running again," said a worried father. "For goodness sake!" snapped his wife. "Can't you think of anything other than horse racing?"

Mrs Brown Who was that at the from Flashcomment Baby jokes Jokes
Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door? Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "

Why are babies always gurgling with joy from Flashcomment Baby jokes Jokes
Why are babies always gurgling with joy? Because it's a nappy time.

A scoutmaster asked one of his troop from Flashcomment Baby jokes Jokes
A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. "Well, Skip," said the scout, "Mum had only one dose of castor oil left, so I let my baby brother have it."

Doctor doctor my babys swallowed a watch from Flashcomment Baby jokes Jokes
Doctor, doctor, my baby's swallowed a watch! Give it some Epsom Salts: that should help it pass the time.

Daddy daddy can I have another glass from Flashcomment Baby jokes Jokes
Daddy, daddy, can I have another glass of water, please? But that's the tenth one I've given you tonight! Yes, but the baby's bedroom is still on fire.

Mum are the Smiths very poor people from Flashcomment Baby jokes Jokes
Mum, are the Smiths very poor people? I don't think so, Jimmy. Why do you ask? Because they made such a fuss when their baby swallowed a coin

Did you hear about Mrs Dimwits new from Flashcomment Baby jokes Jokes
Did you hear about Mrs Dimwit's new baby? She thought babies should be pink, so she took this one to the doctor because it was a horrible yeller.

It cant go on It cant go from Flashcomment Baby jokes Jokes
It can't go on! It can't go on! What can't go on? This baby's vest ? it's too small for me.

Why did you drop the baby Well from Flashcomment Baby jokes Jokes
Why did you drop the baby? Well, Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to see if he did.